Football Star Troy Polamalu’s Hair Now Insured for $1 Million

Oh yes….those lovely locks….insured by head and shoulders for a million dollars.

Head & Shoulders has taken out a $1 million Lloyds of London policy protecting their spokesperson, Pittsburgh Steelers’ Troy Polamalu’s famous ringlets. “It’s like J.Lo’s insured butt!” he jokes, comparing the famous urban legend surrounding the singer’s derriere to learning about his own very real insurance policy. The beauty brand has reason to keep Troy’s 35″ tresses under lock and key: Women and men across America are desperate for the secret to those Samoan curls, with some of his manliest teammates even trying to score the secret. “One guy in particular… is stealing all of my Head & Shoulder products,” he laughs

Oh, and J Lo’s butt insurance might be urban legend, but there is a male actor in India…what do they call it..Bollywood? who is trying to insure his ass-ets for 1 million dollars.

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4 Responses to Football Star Troy Polamalu’s Hair Now Insured for $1 Million

  1. middleman says:

    oh! my! God!
    next some porn star will want to insure his member.
    maybe john wayne bobbit could insure “frankenpenis”
    then again, maybe not….

  2. remrafdn says:

    Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. Sometimes I think we are well on the way.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I am preparing my challenge to Troy’s position on the hairdo throne….I feel I can win this one…

    angy g

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