Dear Tech Support:
year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself
into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Hockey 12.4, Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0,
Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golf 3.6
I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0
in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m
thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install doesn’t
work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks, A Troubled User.
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because
Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual
under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0
and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the
background application "Yes Dear 1.4" to alleviate software
The best course of action is to enter the command
C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before the system will return to normal anyway. W ife 1.0 is a
great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes
with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5
and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these
programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag
Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of
Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1
and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not
supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the
Best of luck,